This is, perhaps, the greatest item of food ever dreamed up and cooked.

And that includes pizza, inside a pizza, wrapped up in a pizza, and topped by extra-cheesy tacos.

Well, maybe not.

I’m almost in tears. I must get myself one of these bacon/sausage missile thingies. Because I’m positive that after I eat it, either I will achieve full universal, total consciousness … or I will die horribly. Maybe both, I don’t know. But I’m willing to try.

Speaking of total consciousness: