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A GALLON of silicone??!!

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 9:19 am in Uncategorized.

Good to see doctors taking their craft seriously and doing what’s best for their patient’s health.

This woman who, quite clearly, has some issues, decided eight breast enhancement surgeries and a gallon of silicone poured into her chest wasn’t enough. So when Texas doctors wouldn’t make them any bigger, Sheyla Hershey went to Brazil to get a ninth surgery done, achieving the distinction of having the world’s largest breasts.

Later she’ll achieve another record – world’s most fragile spine.

She was already tipping the scales at a 34FFF when she decided nothing short of the 38KKK she now sports would be adequate. Her boyfriend, clearly and rightfully disgusted by the freakshow, broke up with her before that necessary ninth surgery.

I’m a red-blooded American man who, just like anyone else, can appreciate a well-done enhancement surgery done by a real professional. But this woman needs to join the circus.

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2 Responses to “A GALLON of silicone??!!”

  1. Joe Says:

    Good Lord man. Nice to know she draws the line at porn.

    That being said, my shower and tub could use some new sealant, so if she’d like to bring those dispensers over I can put her to work.

  2. vinnie ballgame Says:

    As I type this, my wife is watching a show on A&E: “The woman with the 160-pound tumor.” And I’m reading you writing about a woman ADDING to her bulgery. A lot. Wow.

    (yes, Tony, I said “too-muh” just like Schwarzenegger.)

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