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Naked hikers

By Tony Hicks
Monday, February 9th, 2009 at 10:03 am in Uncategorized.

Apparently the Swiss are having problems with naked hikers.

This is a bad trend. Most people should never walk around naked — even in the shower. Science tells us that less than 1 percent of the human population looks good naked. And if science doesn’t really tell us that because I’m just making it up, it’s a pretty good bet anyway.

Though chances are if someone’s hiking up a Swiss mountain, not including the Matterhorn at Disneyland, they’re in pretty good shape. So maybe it isn’t so bad.

Though I imagine at high altitude, things are pretty cold. And even if he’s in good shape, nobody needs to see a naked man in the cold.

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2 Responses to “Naked hikers”

  1. heyjoe Says:

    So is this your way of telling me that your bailing on our Mt. Tam trip this weekend?

  2. Tony Hicks Says:

    shhhhhhhhhhhh …

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