Apparently the Swiss are having problems with naked hikers.

This is a bad trend. Most people should never walk around naked — even in the shower. Science tells us that less than 1 percent of the human population looks good naked. And if science doesn’t really tell us that because I’m just making it up, it’s a pretty good bet anyway.

Though chances are if someone’s hiking up a Swiss mountain, not including the Matterhorn at Disneyland, they’re in pretty good shape. So maybe it isn’t so bad.

Though I imagine at high altitude, things are pretty cold. And even if he’s in good shape, nobody needs to see a naked man in the cold.