The temptation to write “I Be Illin” still wasn’t great enough to go there. I don’t think even white 41-year-olds say that anymore.

So for the two-and-a-half of you who read my blog, know that I haven’t done any for awhile because I’m sick this week. I won’t get into details, but it might not be a bad time to start the Ferris Bueller-ish “Save Tony” campaign.

Being sick sucks – mostly because TV is so bad during the week, even with 4,500 channels. It’s the commercials that make you feel like a loser. They’re all geared toward fat drug addicts/alcoholics who need computer training.

Well, I”ll tell you one thing right now: I have PLENTY of computer training.

Gifts and flowers will be received at the front desk. Thank you.