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It’s either this or the lottery

By Tony Hicks
Monday, March 16th, 2009 at 5:06 pm in Uncategorized.

I’ve often wondered how I’d do in one of those contests where you get picked to shoot a half-court shot for a million bucks.

I know how I’d do. I’d airball. And I’d rip my rotator cuff in the process, silencing the crowd with my awful beast-screams.

True story: In high school I was once playing volleyball in P.E. class. I was the last one out of the gym and, as I Ieft the court, turned and heaved a volleyball toward the opposing basket from the far baseline. SWISH. I kid you not - I SWISHED a full-court shot.

Of course, no one was there to see it … like i said, I was the last one off the court.

True story. Just ask … uh … me.

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