I was in a lousy mood until about 3 minutes ago, when I stumbled across this:

Sometimes, when life gets you down, you just need to stand up on your desk, rip off your shirt, throw double devil’s-horns, and bellow “SLAAAAAYER!!!!” in your best metal voice. Which I would do … if I didn’t already get on my desk this morning, rip off my shirt, throw double devil’s-horns, and bellow “VENOMMMM!!!”