Prince is using the old “Charm the kid to get to her mom” trick. New song “Valentina” is named for Hayek’s 18-month-old daughter.

Prince basically propositions Hayek in the song. Then he goes after Penelope Cruz as well. Nice work. Prince must’ve liked “Banditas” as much as I did (greatest movie ever made).

I’d also like to announce that I like Salma Hayek, and would like to invite her over for dinner. My wife won’t mind — I’ll send her and the kids to the Old Spaghetti Factory or something. She’s totally cool that way.

So Salma, if you’re out there — and I know you read me religiously — please call. I need to know if you have any dietary restrictions.