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Prince likes Salma Hayek

By Tony Hicks
Friday, April 10th, 2009 at 3:07 pm in Uncategorized.

Prince is using the old “Charm the kid to get to her mom” trick. New song “Valentina” is named for Hayek’s 18-month-old daughter.

Prince basically propositions Hayek in the song. Then he goes after Penelope Cruz as well. Nice work. Prince must’ve liked “Banditas” as much as I did (greatest movie ever made).

I’d also like to announce that I like Salma Hayek, and would like to invite her over for dinner. My wife won’t mind — I’ll send her and the kids to the Old Spaghetti Factory or something. She’s totally cool that way.

So Salma, if you’re out there — and I know you read me religiously — please call. I need to know if you have any dietary restrictions.

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One Response to “Prince likes Salma Hayek”

  1. heyjoe Says:

    Wait just a minute. I’VE already invited Salma over to MY house. Scarlett Johansson has already accepted and we need Salma to…round out our triangle. Don’t screw this up for me Hicks.

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