By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 at 3:26 pm in Uncategorized.
You’ve probably already seen this and, if not, it’s worth seven minutes of your time.
Susan Boyle was a recent 47-year-old contestant on “Britain’s Got Talent,” the British pre-cursor to “American Idol.” We don’t even let people that old sing over here. It looked like a disaster waiting to happen once she got in front of Simon Cowell and the others.
What happened next was simply amazing, not to mention incredibly cute. And we Americans love cute – which is why Obama’s new dog has gotten more press in two days than entire wars. I know, I know – it’s a syrupy feel-good story that has no place in this blog. Still – I can’t even think of anything mean or sarcastic to say. That’s saying something. Though I will say I was frankly frightened at how white Simon’s teeth have become. When he smiled, I fell back in my chair and screeched loudly, covering my eyes. I wouldn’t wish that kind of pain on anyone …