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Bill Murray assaults woman

By Tony Hicks
Friday, April 17th, 2009 at 2:22 pm in Uncategorized.

Well, sort of. Actually, he hit her with a golf ball today during a pro-am tournament in Florida.

Murray hooked a shot on the ninth hole so badly, it actually whacked a woman in her front yard. By the time Murray found out and got to the woman’s side, the paramedics were already working on her.

But on the bright side, the woman wasn’t badly hurt and was happy upon discovering it was Murray who nearly killed her.  Coincidentally, just before the errant shot, her husband told her he wished Murray would hit her in the face with a golf ball. Well – he actually said he wished Murray would hit the ball their way. But we all know what the bugger really meant.

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