And you thought the Swine Flu was the bad news of the week.

Creed will reunite for a summer tour. It’s a “re-birth,” says singer Scott Stapp, in typical understated style. Because a Creed reunion can’t just be a reunion. It has to have RELIGIOUS implications.

Stupid Creed. I hate Creed. Scott Stapp doesn’t even have long hair anymore, so what’s the use? Didn’t he have a beer and freak out and kill someone a couple years ago? Why is a dangerous man like Scott Stapp on the loose? Don’t get too close to him at the amphitheater this summer, 90s frat rockers. He’s unpredictable.

I hate Creed.