By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 3:34 pm in Uncategorized.
This has been an emotional day for me. And not just because our system crashed around dawn and people are running around the office, screaming and holding their heads in their hands.
No, we’ve been waiting on pins and needles for the announcement. And finally, today, it came …
And then the boss wouldn’t let me put it in the People Column.
But this is the Internet, where people aren’t allowed to get offended by things. So, without further ado, allow me to tell you that Access Hollywood has released its list of best five pairs of breasts in Hollywood. And frankly, I’m disappointed.
Not that there’s a damn thing wrong with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. But, my creepy obsession aside, there’s no way on this or any other world that Salma Hayek is second to anyone in this category.
Except on this list, which rates Halle Berry third, Jessica Simpson fourth, and Jennifer Love Hewitt fifth. No, we can’t complain too much. Because, really, don’t we all win with this kind of professional achievement?