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Now accepting money to kick my @&%

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm in Uncategorized.

We just got some news about upcoming salary reductions around here, which is great for people like me, who need less money to spend stupidly when I’m not overdrawn.

But this is a serious issue that may have a lot of people around these parts considering options. And in giving it serious consideration, I’ve decided that I want to be like Jose Canseco and let people pay┬áto beat me up. Only I don’t have money for steroids. Or, come to think of it, doctors.

Then again, maybe not. I’m not bright, but I can’t think of a big enough check to get me in the ring with a 7’2″ Japanese MMA fighter. But if anyone wants to pay me to come over and hang around their house and watch TV or something, I’m totally up for it. And any and all other ideas.

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