It was only a matter of time.

Somebody stuck a microphone in LaToya Jackson’s face, asked her what happened to her brother, and hours of conspiracy theories followed.

Of course, it was a wide-ranging conspiracy enacted by multiple parties. she couldn’t name. Of course Michael was in perfect health, despite his house being knee-deep in pill bottles and his 10-Xanax a day habit (down from 40). It was murder to get his money. And LaToya vows to catch the killer(s).

I think she’s right. I think that scheming bastard Donny Osmond finally got his revenge.