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The Jackson 3?

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 at 1:24 pm in Uncategorized.

I know we should never officially wish death on anyone and all – at least that’s what my grandma used to say. Then again, she didn’t know Joe Jackson.

Simply put: Joe Jackson needs to be dealt with. Quickly, quietly, and with a minimum of fuss.

Reports surfaced Tuesday that Jackson is making plans to take Michael Jackson’s three children on tour in 2010 as the Jackson 3. Celebrity biographer Ian Halperin told the Sun newspaper in London that Joe wants to take 12-year-old Prince Michael I (the one who looked terrified at Michael’s memorial), 11-year-old Paris Michael Katherine (the one who looked terrified at Michael’s memorial), and 7-year old BlanketĀ (the one who looked terrified at Michael’s memorial), on tour, with a world-class backing band. Supposedly he gave two of them recording contracts with his label already (you remember, the label he was pushing to a reporter before his son’s body was even cold).

What the hell would the kidsĀ do… stand on stage, clutching action figures of their father, looking terrified, while music played behind them?

Suddenly Debbie Rowe taking the kids doesn’t look so bad. Suddenly Dick Cheney taking the kids doesn’t look so bad.

Supposedly, at least one family member is livid, saying old Joe seems intent on doing this. Because screwing up his own nine kids wasn’t enough. Joe’s pushing 80 – can’t someone just kick his ass and be done with it? Why is this guy so scary to them? Tito’s got to want a piece of him by now. You can do it, Tito. We’re all behind you.

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