By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 at 11:50 am in Uncategorized.
A Pennsylvania man was convicted today of grouping Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World in Florida.
Sweet mother of God – what kind of sicko would do such a thing? It’s Minnie Mouse. She’s sweet. She’s innocent. She’s NOT EVEN HUMAN!
John William Moyer was convicted of misdemeanor battery and sentenced to write the victim a letter of apology, serve 180 days of probabtion, and do 50 hours of community service. He also needs to pay a grand in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation.
You think? The guy tried violating a giant female mouse.
Apparently Moyer couldn’t keep his hands off (oh Jeez, God forgive me for saying this) Minnie’s breasts.
Dirty bastard. Nobody gropes Minnie Mouse. That’s like urinating on the American flag. He may have been convicted in a court of law, but this guy’s gonna burn for this. God doesn’t like people messing with Disney characters.