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Michael Jackson’s still alive!

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 1:39 pm in Uncategorized.

I knew he was faking it, just to get his brothers their own reality show.

Someone claims to have a videotape prooving Michael Jackson faked his own death. Of course, there’s no attribution, time stamp, or any other evidence. But I’m going to go ahead and believe it, because I’m bored and have nothing else to blog about today. So read and watch here, and then move on with your lives. I’ll let you know when Michael calls.

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2 Responses to “Michael Jackson’s still alive!”

  1. george senda Says:

    Given that historically, people dying painful, violent deaths are known to haunt the place either where they died or the place where they were buried, I wonder if the spirit of Michael will haunt Forest Lawn.

    I heard that the family bought all the grave sites immediately around the crypt so that no one will be able to gawk & that his crypt will have 24 hour guards around it.

    It would be the height of irony if his ghost haunted the cemetary and he had no audience to see it.

    george senda

  2. george senda Says:

    This does not have to be published. I put in an incorrect email in the last post and messed up on my blog address in the first one. I’ve been posting stuff on other boards all day and doing research. My brain is working better than my eyes right now…



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