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Megan Fox needs to disappear

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 at 12:36 pm in Uncategorized.

It’s rare that a pig like me – I mean, a guy – would ever come out against one of the most beautiful women on the planet – and maybe I’m late to this party – but Megan Fox needs to go away for about five years.

She can come back when she’s a grown-up and stops saying stupid things. Like in her recent Rolling Stone interview, in which she alternately talks about being miserable and how men are afraid of vaginas.

Which is completely stupid. I mean, wouldn’t it depend on the …

Never mind.

It’s difficult to listen to perhaps the most stunning-looking 23-year-old woman alive, who’s obviously intelligent and has more money than … well, me … rip herself as if she’s some self-conscious victim. Maybe she’s unhappy – though it comes off like an act –  but either way, shut up already. You’re 23 and don’t live with four guys in a two-bedroom apartment in L.A.’s Koreatown. Which, come to think of it, was a lot of fun.

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