By Tony Hicks
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 at 3:08 pm in Uncategorized.
So about two month ago, give or take, I lost my wallet. It happens all the time and I always find it. I had this wallet for 13 years, so it’s not like I’m that responsible. I just misplace things.
So, figuring it was really done this time after a week or so, I got a new one and hurried to get a new ID because I was going on a trip (the new license came, seriously, two days before I left. I called TSA and they made it clear an expired ID would not get me on the plane). So anyway, I’ve moved on with the new wallet, new ID, credit cards, etc. I had a lotto ticket in the old wallet, which I knew would finally be the winner. But what the hell – it’s not like I could use million of dollars anyway.
So I’m out today and left my wallet somewhere I always do – the same place I checked a thousand times when I lost the last one, to no avail. And – what the hell – my new wallet wasn’t there.
But my old one was.
Seriously, I have no idea what the hell is doing on. But if someone out there is screwing with me. know that payback will be ten-fold. Either that or I’ve suddenly taking up residence in the frickin Twilight Zone.