Watch out for the CHP
By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 at 2:31 pm in Uncategorized.
I was in a store the other day, purchasing various household items for my family because I am a caring family man and provider, when I heard the most interesting conversation between two men in their early 20s, one of whom is apparently training to become an officer of the California Highway Patrol.
First guy: You know why I want to be in the CHP?
Second guy: Why?
First guy: Because they’re all about the three things I love best: speeding, guns and violence.
Second guy: HAHA (high fiving first guy).
I can’t wait to meet this fine young man out on the freeway some day.
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October 6th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I didn’t know Ponch was ever that thin.
October 6th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I’m guessing there are already one or two like him out there already.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Oh yeah. A sexy, bi-lingual beast.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
CHP’s got standards – at least post-Ponch. Those two probably wash out midway through the academy and end up selling Rio Rancho Lake Shastina property up north for … Erik Estrada.