By Tony Hicks
Friday, November 13th, 2009 at 11:54 am in Uncategorized.
Apparently Charles Manson just turned 75 in prison. And I totally forgot to send him a card. Sorry Charlie.
Manson apparently gets to wear sunglasses and is still sort of a rock star to some very dumb people. His new thing now, according to a couple of followers, is the environment. He no longer wants to incite a race war. He was to fight pollution and get us all back to riding horses.
One of his new little friends is a 20-something girl who moved to California from Illinois to be near him. Because they, like totally, have the same sort of sense of humor. And that she’s always dreamed of being programmed into a wild killing machine after being re-named “Sunflower” or something.
They should keep an eye on these people.