I wrote in my column yesterday about the book “Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex.”

I also promised to reveal my 11 violations. It’s a day late, but here they are: Read the rest of this entry »

I just got back from my fourth trip to DMV in a week (and, yes, there will be a fifth soon, because DMV employees automatically tell you something different every other time you show up and wait many hours for their attention).

But that’s not what this is about. Read the rest of this entry »

You may have already seen the video – since it has millions of YouTube hits and she was on the Colbert Report - but it’s important and even kind of shocking. Even for those who already know the planet’s going to hell in a handbasket. Read the rest of this entry »

Everybody: How long IS it? Read the rest of this entry »

I just found the following story on the wire. And I think I finally found a politician worth liking …

I wrote a column that runs in the paper Sunday - but online right here –  about my stepdaughter, and how she’s wonderfully unique, which hasn’t been a problem until very recently … Read the rest of this entry »

Paul Westerberg is probably drinking more than usual tonight. Read the rest of this entry »

Finally, a candidate with teeth. Read the rest of this entry »

I’d already had the obligatory Corey Haim discussion this morning before my colleague Laura Casey came in. So when she sat down across from me, fired up her computer, and made a startled noise upon discovering Corey Haim was dead, I made a couple mean jokes. Because, as many of you know, I’m insensitive. Read the rest of this entry »

As someone who has been screwed by insurance companies (I’m currently paying a multi-thousand-dollar bill for something I was told was approved, then was denied … after I was treated), I’m all for heath care reform. Even if, unlike all the blowhards screaming on either side, I admit to not understanding all the details. Read the rest of this entry »