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F$#@&?% punks

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 at 3:13 pm in Uncategorized.

Nothing like running late in the morning and racing the kids out to the car in the rain to discover someone took a baseball bat to your windshield the previous night.

You know who you are and you suck. Then again, you probably won’t see that because my guess is you can’t read.

Sure, I’m a bit angry that someone cost me 200 bucks I don’t really have and made me incredibly late for work. My favorite part was – because the glass guys can’t work in the rain – driving my car down Clayton Road to the glass repair place with a BROKEN WINDSHIELD. Every now and then a little chunk of glass would come off and fly past my head as I ducked.

By the way, I highly recommend Speedy glass repair in Concord. Good price and nice guys. Funny enough, they told me that they had a bunch of customers from my neighborhood today. So at least someone wasn’t just targeting me, which was my first thought. You know, on account of me having enemies becauseĀ I’m an international spy and all.

This is the second time this has happened to us the past six months. My wife – who’s proficient with weapons – suggested we set a trap for our friendly neighborhood window-smasher. If anyone knows the proper dimensions for a Burmese tiger trap – oh, and where I can get a Burmese tiger – please give me a shout.

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