1. The style of shorts matters. I can’t imagine discriminating against denim.
2. Definitely not keen on the soul patch. Seems like that piece of real estate is no longer a soul patch in my mind if other facial hair is present, though.
3. Love men in sweats.
4. Sports jerseys at the game silly, but fine. Sports jerseys out to a movie…No.
5. If you’re laughing at the apron and laughing thinking about the apron, excellent. If you’re wearing it ‘cuz you’re worried about spattering your jorts, insert eye roll here.
6. Tattoos definitely depend on quality of artwork and reasoning/meaning behind.
7. Any word is fine so long as it is spoken with the reverence and admiration appropriate to the body parts in question. :->
8. I quote movies all the time. What’s the problem? Gotta admit, though, that “Giggity” passed from funny to irritating a long time ago.
9. Failing to see the problem with this one.
10. Agreed. Loving animals *is* manly. And shows me how much a guy can love a being that loves him back, but doesn’t drool over him 24/7.
11. Define “dirty”? The rolling dumpster? Definitely a turn off. Spotless freaks me out unless accompanied by “I finally got time to wash the car.”
12. Air guitar is funny and cute for a song or two. When other humans are present, air guitar as an excuse to ignore them for long periods of time is very high school.

I think I’ve talked myself into a great respect for context. And further proof that any statement that starts by lumping all men or all women into a single category is false right up front.

I use the term “knockers” all the time instead of “breasts,” and I have knockers, errr, I mean breasts.

Also, I often quote movies in character. “No reward is worth this.”