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Kentucky Fried Death

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 at 1:38 pm in Uncategorized.

So I’ve been approached by a superior here at work, who thinks I should eat one of those new Double Down thingies at KFC and write about it.


If you haven’t heard, the Double Down is basically a chicken sandwich with breaded fried chicken serving as bread, with bacon, cheese and “special sauce” in between.

This will either be the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted, or the final nail in my clogged-artery coffin. I’m going to bring it back and eat it here at work, so when I fall unconscious, people will be around to call 911.

I’m off now and will report back later … if I can still type after the finger-bloat.

UPDATE: So it’s been almost two hours since I ate the Double Down. And I don’t feel well enough to even try writing something funny. No, really. I feel bad. I’m not having a good time with this at all.

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4 Responses to “Kentucky Fried Death”

  1. Paul Thomas Says:

    Get it with one piece of bacon, one piece of cheese and 2 grilled pieces of chicken instead of 2 fried, 2 bacon, 2 slice of cheese

    Problem Solved

  2. Ed Says:

    “I’m off now and will report back later … if I can still type after the finger-bloat.” or your fingers aren’t sliding off the keys from the grease…..

  3. Kate Says:

    Aww. Poor Tony. Maybe you should eat two pieces of bread and fool your body into thinking you ate a real sandwich.

  4. Silverstreak Says:

    Taste the ‘unhealthy’ side of KFC. What can a fast food franchise develop to strengthen their much deserved reputation? Check. Done.

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