So I’ve been approached by a superior here at work, who thinks I should eat one of those new Double Down thingies at KFC and write about it. Read the rest of this entry »

Sure, we’ve all wanted to fire an electrode into a teenager and shoot electricity into their bodies until their teeth chatter and their vocal chords are temporary paralyzed … haven’t we? But actually doing it is another thing. 

Unless you’re a cop at a high school career fair. Read the rest of this entry »

This is one of the most abusive management tactics I’ve ever seen perpetuated on a workforce. There oughta be a law. Read the rest of this entry »

But apparently a big bag of cocaine is not. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m not sure why, but in getting my stepdaughter ready to leave this morning, instead of saying something like “Lorelei, it’s time to go.” I screeched “Lorrreeeleeiiiii, it’s time to Go-hoooooooooooooo.”

So George Lucas does have a sense of humor. Then again, we already knew that from all that Anakin Skywalker dialogue … Read the rest of this entry »

I realize that airline security has gotten a bit hysterical since 9/11, but I just don’t see how a dead person can hurt anyone on a plane. Read the rest of this entry »

Really – is Ronald McDonald personally responsible for your kid being a lazy round tub of human mayonnaise? Read the rest of this entry »