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Archive for April, 2010

Kentucky Fried Death

So I’ve been approached by a superior here at work, who thinks I should eat one of those new Double Down thingies at KFC and write about it. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Wednesday, April 14th, 2010
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Tasering children

Sure, we’ve all wanted to fire an electrode into a teenager and shoot electricity into their bodies until their teeth chatter and their vocal chords are temporary paralyzed … haven’t we? But actually doing it is another thing. 

Unless you’re a cop at a high school career fair. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Friday, April 9th, 2010
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No beer at work?!

This is one of the most abusive management tactics I’ve ever seen perpetuated on a workforce. There oughta be a law. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Thursday, April 8th, 2010
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Crack is whack …

But apparently a big bag of cocaine is not. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Wednesday, April 7th, 2010
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Warrrrriors, come out to plaaaayyyyy

I’m not sure why, but in getting my stepdaughter ready to leave this morning, instead of saying something like “Lorelei, it’s time to go.” I screeched “Lorrreeeleeiiiii, it’s time to Go-hoooooooooooooo.”

She reacted by screaming and running the other way. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Wednesday, April 7th, 2010
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Star Wars comedy

So George Lucas does have a sense of humor. Then again, we already knew that from all that Anakin Skywalker dialogue Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
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Discriminating against the dead

I realize that airline security has gotten a bit hysterical since 9/11, but I just don’t see how a dead person can hurt anyone on a plane. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
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Don’t kill the clown

Really – is Ronald McDonald personally responsible for your kid being a lazy round tub of human mayonnaise? Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Friday, April 2nd, 2010
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