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Hicks: Wrong thing to say to a woman

One of the big rules of the human race is not to call a woman fat. Especially one big enough to do some damage to your person.

Yet some dumb, probably drunk guy (I can see no other reason why he would do something so stupid) in Lincoln, Neb. told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey at a party that she was fat, during an argument.

Godfrey responded by tackling the guy and biting a chunk of his ear off.

Wow. That’s about all one can say about that. Or, should I say, ow.

The missing chunk of ear was never found. Maybe no one bothered to check Godfrey’s stomach. Maybe she was hungry.

Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault. The only thing that could make this any funnier would be if it went to trial and she got an all-female jury.

Posted by on May 4, 2010.

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After moving to Hollywood and failing miserably at becoming a rock star (his band was once upstaged by a punk rock dwarf; another time by a salad bar), Tony Hicks has written about music and pop culture for the Times since 1996. A local boy who once delivered the Times while growing up in Walnut [...]more →