By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 at 10:53 am in Uncategorized.
But you already knew that.
Still, mere minutes after experiencing great joy at seeing a big-headline story on MSN.com, blasting my evil, arch-nemesis Bank of America for having the worst customer service in the history of customer service – at least since the Indians decided they weren’t getting the best of some of those 19th Century real estate transactions – I saw a story about KFC extending the lifespan of the fatty time bomb that is the Double Down sandwich, because customer demand is so high.
I tried to warn you, but apparently you didn’t listen. Now millions will perish in an explosion of meat and grease.
Later this month, KFC will sell it’s ten millionth Double Down, which is basically a big clump of greasy meat that, I confess with great alarm, tastes heavenly – but will make you wish you were dead about seven minutes after eating one.
OK, maybe that was just me.
Pardon me. I need to go drink a bucket of water.