By Tony Hicks
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 at 11:20 am in Uncategorized.
I do my best never to be naked – even in the shower – for fear I may accidentally look in a mirror and pass out.
So I can’t imagine driving naked – though it does sound kind of fun. Though I suppose getting drunk would be the only way to get someone to drive without clothes on.
Which seems to be the case with a 20-year-old Iowa man, who was arrested Tuesday, naked with a blood alcohol content of a whopping .189 percent after hitting a street sign after driving away from a convenience store.
I’d pay to see the look on the clerk’s face when the guy brought his Slurpee and Cheetos to the counter. I”m almost afraid to ponder where he kept his wallet.