It’s always good to see world leaders having their priorities straight and making sound decisions that make the world a better place.

An influential Iranian cleric has recently issued a fatwa on … dogs. They’re dirty, he says. Oh …

Sounds like someone is a cat person. Or absolutely out of his mind.

I try not to make fun of people living in the Middle Ages because of their religious beliefs – mostly because I’m afraid they’ll find out and kill me – but nobody picks on dogs on my watch.

Ok, so I don’t exactly know what “my watch” means. But doesn’t Iran have bigger fish to fry than picking on dogs?