By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 at 4:12 pm in Uncategorized.
This just in: People who use cocaine may not be allowed to host club parties in Las Vegas, after Paris Hilton’s recent arrest for cocaine possession.
If that’s the new criteria, it’s going to severely limit the possibilities.
This story keeps getting better and better. From Hilton saying everything BUT the drugs in her purse belonged to her, to the next story of her saying she believed it was a pack of gum, to today’s story quoting her hair stylist saying Paris doesn’t have time to do drugs, because of her career …
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh … whew. Her career …
Doing what, exactly? Shopping? Getting photographed year after year with a smug-yet-vacant smirk on her face? Battling it out with Lindsay Lohan to stage as many photo opps as possible to convince parents this is the last person on the planet you want your daughters to emulate?