At this time I’d like to point out the double standard at work here, as Elmo wears no pants.

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The scene is my house, at 7:10 this morning. Read the rest of this entry »

About a million and a half of you have seen this, but if not, here’s one of the greatest – and best coordinated – video ever made: Read the rest of this entry »

So last week we covered which five CDs you’d take if you had to be marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life Read the rest of this entry »

Out of respect, please hold the “Can’t you smell that smell?” jokes.

The Florida high school gym teacher, whose loathing for long hair inspired some of his students to name their rock band after him … sort of … has died. Read the rest of this entry »

THIS is why I don’t drink coffee. Read the rest of this entry »

Well … sort of. Read the rest of this entry »

My wife and I were driving somewhere over the weekend when – as I occasionally do – began babbling at the side of her head. She usually doesn’t react much, which is really the best thing to do. Read the rest of this entry »

His name is Phil Davison. And he’s running for TREASURER of STARK COUNTY, Ohio. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m sure this development will have us all breathing a big sigh of relief, not to mention Romanian Tea Partiers, who have cause to celebrate today. Read the rest of this entry »