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Hicks: Hitler had flying saucers

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, November 18th, 2010 at 2:02 pm in Uncategorized.

If Hitler wasn’t the standard of overwhelming, destructive, racist, evil for all-time, I might praise him for at least trying on this one. I might …

A new report says the evil one had his scientists creating flying saucers to attack London and New York.And some even say they worked.

Some Allied prisoners say the saw the silvery flying saucer, about six yards across, fly on several occasions. A new book even quotes witnesses saying they saw a flying saucer marked with the Iron Cross flying low over the Thames in 1944.

God God, Hitler was nuts. Can you imagine how bad it would suck being one of his scientists. “Hey, we’re losing the war. I have this idea to shoot¬†baked potatoes dipped in plutonium at London. Make me some by the end of the week, or you’ll be doing tank tune-ups on the Russian front.” No pressure there.

All the worst dictators had the craziest imaginations.. Next week we’ll talk about Stalin’s gorilla people. No, really …

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