Just another story that makes me so happy to have four girls. Or not.

Apparently the Dallas area – which will be hosting the Super Bowl next weekend – needs an additional 10,000 strippers to accommodate an expected influx of 300,000 visitors, according to John Walsh, of Showtime Cabaret.

And that’s just for the Steelers and Packers.

I joke. Everyone knows football players don’t like strippers. Actually, Charlie Sheen is coming to the game, and the area is trying to prepare. It’s not unlike getting ready for a hurricane – if a hurricane did more damage.  

Men are pigs (if someone has a free ticket, I’m in).

Walsh says his club, which employs 50 young ladies, needs another 100-120. Apparently that 10,000 number covers all 60 clubs in the area. That’s right – 60.