By Tony Hicks
Monday, March 28th, 2011 at 3:01 pm in Uncategorized.
Apparently Jose Canseco was set to fight … someone, in Florida recently. And when he showed up, he was smaller and his tattoos were missing.
That’s because he sent his twin brother Ozzie in his place.
Apparently Jose thinks the world really does work like a bad sitcom. Only Jose Canseco would be dumb enough to think other people were dumb enough to believe he was his brother. Or his brother was him – whichever. Then again, he’s reportedly done it at autograph signings.
Anyway, the promoter figured it out and called the fight off. Which is too bad because Ozzie probably could’ve used the money … that and it would’ve been fun to watch him get beat up.