By Tony Hicks
Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 2:36 pm in Uncategorized.
So they found the cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo today. Which is really too bad. The thought of a venomous snake on a rampage in New York, for some reason, filled me with joy. But that’s not what’s bugging me.
No, what bothers me is that, in something like three days, the stupid reptile acquired 1,000 times the followers on Twitter than I have. An animal, that doesn’t even wear clothes or have the courtesy to speak English, masters social media far better than I ever will.
Too bad he didn’t somehow get onto the Yankees team bus.