By Tony Hicks
Monday, April 25th, 2011 at 11:49 am in Uncategorized.
That’s right – my offspring made her major modeling debut in today’s Time Out section of the Times, Tribune and whatever other papers this company owns not named the Chronicle.
I”m looking forward to her career taking off, when I can live off her earnings and fame, becoming the next Michael Lohan. Because if you can’t sponge off your own kids, who can you?