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Archive for May, 2011

Guy drops kid for foul ball

There are few things worth dropping your kid for: A wayward slice of pizza, a free big beer, a half-off coupon for Chevy’s, for example. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Tuesday, May 31st, 2011
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Quick … I need help.

Give me a song or band to wake me up, inspire me, get me out of the doldrums, make me not want to go on a four-state killing spree or otherwise just make me feel better about being on deadline on a Wednesday afternoon while being in a plain (pain?), bad mood.

I’ve tried Riot (not Quiet, the good Riot. Look it up), Thin Lizzy, the Replacements, now I’m gravitating toward Van Halen. Cliche but true for is terribly old 80s guys who hate it when frat kids wake us up at 2 a.m. when we’re sleeping in the next cabin. But I don’t think it’ll work – Van Halen or the frat kids.

Quick, I said … QUICKLY

Posted on Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
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Give the kid a break

I cringe when schools take political correctness to places they shouldn’t. But this goes beyond even political correctness. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Thursday, May 12th, 2011
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Man with gator gets all the chicks

I can’t believe I didn’t think of this first. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Tuesday, May 10th, 2011
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Hillary Clinton is too sexy

I don’t make this stuff up. I don’t even want to thinkĀ about it. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Monday, May 9th, 2011
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Obama laughing at Osama joke Saturday night

In all the hubub since last night, I forgot that Seth Myers made a Osama bin Laden/C-Span joke Saturday night at the Correspondent’s Dinner – before anyone knew Seal Team Six was only hours away from shutting him down for good. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on Monday, May 2nd, 2011
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