By Tony Hicks
Thursday, August 25th, 2011 at 1:19 pm in Uncategorized.
That Muammar. He has a cute little crush.
Libyan rebels storming Qaddafi’s compound have discovered an entire book the Libyan dictator (is he a former dictator yet?) kept of former U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.
I haven’t heard anything this creepy since … ever.
I never thought I’d say this, but I actually sort of feel sorry for Condi. It was bad enough that she had to visit Muammar in 2008 when he decided to play nice, say he was sorry for the Lockerbie bombing, and give up his nuclear ambitions. He’d called her “Leeza’ and “my darling black African woman.”
No word on whether they’ve turned up Pee-Chee folders with little hearts around her name, next to a big “MQ+CR.” I imagine she’s taken about 40 showers since news broke.