By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, August 30th, 2011 at 2:29 pm in Uncategorized.
How did I miss Kim Kardashian’s music career?
I guess I was on vacation or something. I can’t believe I didn’t know that she recorded music that was actually released … somewhere … a year or so ago.
Well, please allow me to now apologize to Rebecca Black, who is no longer the worst video artist of all time. Not even close. Not by a longshot. Not even by a Hasselhoff.
So Kim Kardashian has apparently become a recording artist. I’ll use the term “artist” as loosely as possible. As in, the person who smears mayo on my lunch at Togo’s is a “sandwich artist.” Like the guy who mows the lawn at my complex is a “green clippings artist.” Like my dog who raids the kitty litter box is a … you get where I’m going.
Speaking of crap, please enjoy a “leaked” clip of her new video “Jam,” which is like really bad ’80s wrestling-porn with worse dialogue. We can talk later. I’m still mourning all the fun I’ve missed: