By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, September 6th, 2011 at 3:15 pm in Uncategorized.
Dinosaurs still exist, apparently.
A bunch of clearly insane villagers in the Philippines on Tuesday captured a 21-foot, 2,370-pound crocodile that, not so surprisingly, eats people.
Twice as they tried to capture the beast, it broke loose of restraints and chased it’s trappers. Seriously – the first time a 21-foot croc that weighs more than my SUV came chasing after me would, most certainly, be the last.
And here’s the funny part – they think it’s only the SECOND biggest croc in the area. I thought people in Florida were screwed up, but … no, I was right. They are. Never mind.
The salt water croc is rare in the Phillippines and is protected. So Mr. Giant Gator gets to go live in an animal park. I wish the Croc Hunter was still alive so he’d try to wrestle it. You know he wouldn’t be able to stay away.