Do I watch too much Arrested Development? Every time I see Charlize Theron – like that Dior commercial just now where she’s being all glamorous and shaking it on the runway for Dior – why do I think she should be wearing something stupid on her head and babbling incoherently with a British accent?

So the trailer for “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Killer” is out, and is causing quite a stir. Because, apparently people didn’t know old Abe was a vamp hunter in addition to all his other notable achievements.

Finally – someone makes a movie holding historical accuracy sacred.

Apparently Abe held a grudge because vampires killed his mother, and was an axe-wielding Ninja. It looks like a terrible amount of fun.  What I’m really concerned about was whether or not the Confederates were really a vampire army. Which would actually explain a lot that, for legal reasons, I can’t get into here. I’m just hoping the North has most of the nukes.

Watch it here.