By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 at 2:51 pm in Uncategorized.
So the trailer for “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Killer” is out, and is causing quite a stir. Because, apparently people didn’t know old Abe was a vamp hunter in addition to all his other notable achievements.
Finally – someone makes a movie holding historical accuracy sacred.
Apparently Abe held a grudge because vampires killed his mother, and was an axe-wielding Ninja. It looks like a terrible amount of fun. What I’m really concerned about was whether or not the Confederates were really a vampire army. Which would actually explain a lot that, for legal reasons, I can’t get into here. I’m just hoping the North has most of the nukes.