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Riot guitarist dies

Mark Reale, a founding guitar player of the incredibly underrated 80s New York metal band Riot (not Quiet), died Wednesday due to complications of Crohn’s disease.

Though they had their ups and downs, the band’s “Fire Down Under” is considered by many (my friends and I) to be one of the greatest hard rock records of its time.  And it still holds up. It was so great that, in an air-jam competition in high school, we did “The Outlaw,” with me so desperate for over-the-top heavy metal accessories, I actually took my mother’s cheese grater and hung it from my belt. And sliced up my hand trying to do fake windmills. I think I was also wearing a red shirt with Japanese writing on it that said something like “I’d like my sushi to go.”

I also saw Riot in 1984, I believe, at Berkeley Community Theater, on the same bill as KISS and Vandenberg. That’s right – KISS had to cram their stage in that venue.

Riot had maybe the strangest mascot of all hard rock mascots back then – a guy with the head of a baby harp seal. I think it was a guy – either that or it was a harp seal with the body of a guy. I still have my Fire Down Under LP – I think I may get it out tonight.

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Posted on Thursday, January 26th, 2012
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The greatest thing a wife can say to her husband

I received the following e-mail from my wife this morning. And it was glorious: Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Thursday, January 5th, 2012
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New Green Day

Green Day previewed six new songs at a surprise show Tuesday at the Mezzanine in San Francisco, leading one to believe that it shouldn’t be long before the Easy Bay punk kings release a new record. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Friday, November 4th, 2011
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Lindsay Lohan off to jail

So much for today’s People Column Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Wednesday, October 19th, 2011
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Birth as art, X-rated Muppet channel, Spock comes out

All that and more, on this week’s version of Three Minute News Throwdown. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Tuesday, October 18th, 2011
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Fireman catches 6-year-old

Because everyone loves a good fireman story: Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Monday, October 17th, 2011
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A dog named …

Because you’ve been living for this moment … Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Monday, October 17th, 2011
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Letterman rips Leno to Clinton

Uh-huh – there’s a headline that’ll grab you. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Thursday, October 13th, 2011
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Fishbone documentary

I can’t wait to see ”Everyday Sunshine: The Story of Fishbone.” Click here to see the trailer.
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Posted on Tuesday, October 4th, 2011
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Shatner does Black Sabbath

I wish William Shatner was my grandpa. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted on Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
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