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White supremacist picks wrong black man to fight

By Tony Hicks
Monday, July 11th, 2011 at 3:06 pm in Uncategorized

I love old-fashioned feel-good stories Read the rest of this entry »

George Lucas has nothing better to do?

By Tony Hicks
Friday, July 8th, 2011 at 10:24 am in Uncategorized

George Lucas apparently has nothing better to do than send his lawyers after Star Wars fans. Read the rest of this entry »

Trampled by Turtles?

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, July 7th, 2011 at 10:14 am in Uncategorized

Laying (lying?) around, technically on vacation this week, but really hanging out with the kids and not paying for day camp (for them, not me). I just accidentally stumbled onto some band called Tampled by Turtles and just watched this about four times. Read the rest of this entry »

My Warrior Girl tryout

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, June 29th, 2011 at 3:13 pm in Uncategorized

I have some raw footage from my recent tryout for the Warrior girls. I’m the one in the front row on the right. Read the rest of this entry »

Michele Bachmann confuses John Wayne with serial killing rapist

By Tony Hicks
Monday, June 27th, 2011 at 12:52 pm in Uncategorized

So, if you’re from the same small town as someone famous, wouldn’t you know that?

More so, if you were from the same small town as one of the most infamous serial killers of all time, wouldn’t you know that as well?

During one of what seemed like five or six campaign announcements, the always-entertaining Michele Bachman explained she was kicking off her presidential campaign in Waterloo, Iowa, because John Wayne was from Waterloo and she wants people to know that she’s like him, or something.

Only it’s John Wayne GACY, the killer clown who raped, tortured, and killed 33 teenage boys in the 1970s, who’s from Waterloo. John Wayne was from Winterset, Iowa.

This is going to be an enjoyable 16 months.

Rebecca Black yanked off YouTube

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, June 16th, 2011 at 2:35 pm in Uncategorized

On Thursday (Thursday), totally reported that, like, Rebecca Black’s polarizing “Friday” video is no longer available on YouTube, due to a copyright claim apparently, like totally filed by Rebecca Black. Read the rest of this entry »

Sean Bean gets cut, finishes beer

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, June 14th, 2011 at 12:35 pm in Uncategorized

I don’t want to glorify violence … well, maybe a little.

Sean Bean, from “Game of Thrones” and Boromir in “The Lord of the Rings,” was at the bar in London with his Playboy bunny girlfriend – we’ve all been there – when some drunk fool who doesn’t know how many ugly creatures this guy hacks up with his sword began making comments aimed at his girlfriend.


So they got into it outside, the guy cut him on the arm, and instead of going to the hospital, he went back into the bar and have another drink.

I’m not saying this is appropriate behavior, kids. I’m just saying it’s a great way to get chicks.

Best day of the year

By Tony Hicks
Friday, June 10th, 2011 at 9:22 am in Uncategorized

It’s the first day after school’s out. What a glorious time. Oh sure, the kids are around more to bother me, and in a month, I’ll be on my knees, desperately praying for the school district to suddenly decide year-round school is the only way to save the children, as well as something far more important – its funding. Read the rest of this entry »

Stephen Colbert proposes to East Bay congressman

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, June 9th, 2011 at 2:47 pm in Uncategorized

Despite supporting gay marriage, East Bay Congressman John Garamendi turned down a marriage proposal from Stephen Colbert this week. Read the rest of this entry »

Loon vs. Lion

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, June 8th, 2011 at 4:36 pm in Uncategorized

A 25-year-old Egyptian man says he’s the strongest man in the world and will fight a lion to help Egypt’s struggling tourism trade. Read the rest of this entry »