Executing the ol’ smash and grab to perfection, five masked men raided an Apple store in Sagemore, NJ at approximately 2AM on Wednesday, taking with them 23 Macbook Pros, 14 iPhones and 9 iPod Touches in a span of 31 seconds.

Signaling to the guard that they had a gun, the place was empty before he could even cry out for help.

The perpetrators left with at least $40,000 in Apple ware, but the items can be tracked down by their serial numbers if they ever attempt to resell or bring it to one of the company’s genius bars.

Apparently, all you need are four friends, a brick to smash the plate-glass front door and a bit of teamwork to throw Steve Jobs into a tizzy.