Gag me with a horror movie
Scary? More like disgusting.
I used to check the movie listings every Friday night for the next scary movie coming out. It is my favorite genre. Or should I say it was my favorite genre. Hollywood has now made my favorite wide-eyed, edge-of-your-seat, bone-chilling scary movies into gagging, bloody, gore-filled experiences that leaves me completely disgusted.
When a movie is said to be under the genre horror, by definition that means “a very strong, painful feeling of fear, shock or distress,” according to my dictionary. But it seems Hollywood has mixed up its genre definitions and has mixed horror with grotesque and revolting feelings.
I believe the last good, truly scary movie was “The Ring.” It had just enough plot-line, anticipation, and menacing characters to scare anyone down to their bones. But, what it lacked, thankfully, was this new obsession with blood and gore.
You can’t go to the theater anymore without seeing someone’s flesh being torn apart but some form of mutant or alien. Movies like “Halloween,” about Michael Myers, or “The Hills Have Eyes” are some of the most disgusting movies I have ever seen. I was more scared of my dinner coming up than of what was actually happening.
But what frustrates me more is the lack of creativity in the plot line. I used to love guessing what the final twist would be; if the protagonist would turn out to be the killer or if the ghost was actually trying to warn the characters of what was happening. Now I must sit back and endure two hours of torture, stabbing, and death rather than rising adrenaline, fear and alarm.
This is not to say that such violent and supernatural events aren’t scary, in fact, they are incredibly scary, and it does thrill most of its viewers. But as a sap for the good old scary movies, I am not impressed with this cheap tactic to provoke fear.
Newsflash, Hollywood: scary movies are meant to make you hide your eyes because you’re afraid, not because you’re about throw-up.
– Genevieve Head-Gordon
Posted on Monday, November 26th, 2007
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