I’d probably get up and in that black ho, but my nads would smell like sausage for a week

Gots to keep it real
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It’s tuff to get that sausage stench out. Might have to run an air-o-nizer downstairs.

You might need a long extension chord if you go out on the Tacobro though.

“Bergstrom has a first-year allotment of $516,504 with a first-year minimum allotment of $512,504 and non-guaranteed base salaries of $390,000, $480,000, $570,000 and $660,000 on his four-year contract with a maximum signing bonus of $506,016. Perhaps the hangup was about the amount of the bonus.

If true, perhaps that is also the snag for Criner, who shined in OTAs and minicamp and has a first-year allotment of $426,140 with a first-year minimum allotment of $422,140 and non-guaranteed base salaries of $390,000, $480,000, $570,000 and $660,000 on his four-year contract with a maximum signing bonus of $144,560.

“Contract negotiations are like being pregnant,” Criner’s agent, Peter Schaffer, told CSNCalifornia.com earlier Friday. “Either you is, or you aint. Can’t be kind of pregnant.

“He’s not allowed to practice until he has a signed contract. So he’s not allowed to report until then.”

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So cuz Criner made a few nice catches in OTA’s he’s already getting a big head about it and he and/or his agent thinks he deserves more bonus $$$.

When’s the last time a 5th round draft pick held out for more $$$?

I’d probably get up and in that black ho, but my nads would smell like sausage for a week

Gots to keep it real

Should we have the dudes from Poland wear sombrero’s? Maybe the chicks from Qatar can wear skirts?

First we make them in China, then we make them look like we were stand-ins for the movie Red Dawn.

Awesome!!!!

He actually kinda reminds me of Krappy

The only differences are he’s not extremely overweight, completely broke, or married to a woman with a bowl cut

Otherwise they each crack me up the same

Just keepin’ it real