*denotes new wave QB’s of the future

All this with a poor oline and no running game.

I thought you and the Beeech Dawg were all good. You always appreciated his unique inputs…

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We could if Knapp gets that OL working!

I think we need more passing on first down.

More screens too.

Scrap the Marcel Reece gimmick FB routine. Give him a number starting with an 8 already.

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I’d start with better blocking up front.

I don’t know; I never like Brees either. I think that is why SD cut him: he is just not likeable.

Anything is better than Phillip Rivers.

You are the one suffering a level 4 meltdown: your Master says so.

You should take a poo tranfusion, or what is fomally known as a transpoosion.

This cures watery diarrhea caused by a bug introduced through anal sex and overuse of Preparation H.

It must be tough in the brown business to put up with such a malady.

Now bow down to your Master, run over to UCLA Hospital to receive your “transpoosion.”

WORD!!

Nerdo Brown,

Hurry for your stripper’s sake. Too bad the stripper is male.

As far as a “Level 4 Meltdown” you are the one sketching, buggery baby.

Don’t you have something more creative to do?

I finished work early and am here for awhile; you on the other hand have been here all morning and afternoon.

For what purpose ? Rear end hunting, I presume.

Now bow down to your Master and quit the backtalk, Squeeb.

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Meltdown Machine 9000 calculation:

LEVEL 5 MELTDOWN

Total Meltdown achieved! Minion One, thanks for being our sacrificial blog guinea pig

The MM9000 does indeed work perfectly, tracking every step of your awesome crash-n-burn

That goofy old soldier comment really helped accelerate your flame-out, btw

Science really is kewl, whut whut

I think we need more passing on first down.

More screens too.

Scrap the Marcel Reece gimmick FB routine. Give him a number starting with an 8 already.

The networks here follow Patriots and New Orleans, both of which I don’t care to watch:

Brady is dweebish after his Rio-Trash castrated him;

Brees licks his fingers way too much for me – nasty.
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I’m sick of Brees…Maybe cuz he’s so good and doesn’t hang in the pocket long enough for someone to clock him? Just like Manning.

Stand there and let someone blast you..just for fun. Quit wussing out.

I’m kidding of course…sort of.

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Talk about the very definition of ownage.