Bark Obama, meet John McCanine

For all you collectors of obscure political paraphernalia, dog owners, or both, Fat Cat Inc. of North Hills, Calif., is offering presidential campaign chewy toys.

From the news release:

These three Political Animals are just what the doggy constituents in our country are beggin’ for. Choose from Bark Obama, John McCanine and Capitol Hillary. We’ve included a briefing on each candidate’s political platform below to help with voting!

Bark Obama – Tell your mama, it’s Bark Obama! Ready for a friendly debate with your doggy, but tough enough for even a few, uh, nips at the heels, Bark’s just the ticket to change up your dog’s outlook on playtime and politics. Woof!

John McCanine – Seriously, folks…Go ahead and talk about THIS elephant in the room. Guaranteed to start some good ol’ fashioned doggy droolin’ debates, there’s no need to be conservative with this flyboy at playtime.

Capital Hillary – Even if you don’t support her Bill, don’t try to deny the frenzied thrill your dog’s gonna find on Capitol Hill…ary! Perfect hair, sensible shoes…and she’s fully loaded with a perky little squeaker – it’s enough to keep just about any dog giddy all the way through election time.

Any ulterior political motives behind these? Probably not. Fat Cat Inc. – founded by husband and wife John and Anne Lika – was acquired last year by Bamboo, the pet-care division of baby-product manufacturer Munchkin Inc. I don’t see that the Likas; Amy Osete, the Munchkin vice president in charge of marketing for Bamboo; or Munchkin President and CEO Steven B. Dunn have given any money to any presidential candidates this cycle (although Dunn did give $1,000 to U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, in March — betcha he’s having second thoughts now).

Josh Richman

Josh Richman covers state and national politics for the Bay Area News Group. A New York City native, he earned a bachelor’s degree in journalism from the University of Missouri and reported for the Express-Times of Easton, Pa. for five years before coming to the Oakland Tribune and ANG Newspapers in 1997. He is a frequent guest on KQED Channel 9’s “This Week in Northern California;” a proud father; an Eagle Scout; a somewhat skilled player of low-stakes poker; a rather good cook; a firm believer in the use of semicolons; and an unabashed political junkie who will never, EVER seek elected office.