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Protesters to protest the protests sans the hoosegow

By Lisa Vorderbrueggen
Thursday, April 9th, 2009 at 9:21 am in Email of the Day.

Ms. Brooke Boering of Santa Cruz wrote me a very funny response to my story about an April 15 anti-tax protest scheduled for Pleasanton. She calls herself a member of the Old Foggies of Santa Cruz:

We will have signs saying “No More Protests!” and make sure we’re heard.

We’ll include a bullhorn march: “What’d we Want?”   and “Peace and Quiet”, three times increasing in volume each time, of course.

We will have a street chant that goes …

ONE – TWO – THREE – FOUR
What the Hell are WE here FOR??
FIVE – SIX – SEVEN – EIGHT
We’re too old to for-ni-cate!

Well, that is, IF we can get a permit since we wouldn’t want to end up in the hoosegow at the age of 80, you know.

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